*I’m sorry, I know I’ve shit all over this show in the past, but Lynnette subjected our home to a Ghost Adventures marathon over the weekend so I’ve got more venom for a show that-quite frankly-I don’t understand. I’m going to try my best not to make steroid jokes, and fake dialogue that questions the sexual preferences of spirits that may or may not inhabit whatever condemned building they’re visiting this week, but it’ll be hard.
I don’t understand the premise of the show. I’ve tried. As near as I can tell, they’re attempting to prove the existence of supernatural forces, ghosts, spirits, orbs, whatever. But every show plays out exactly the same and the entire program hinges on the use of two words: might and could. If you ever listen to Zak speak about what they’ve discovered, not only does it sound like he’s constantly reading off of cue cards, but it he also seasons his discussion of their “finds” with those two aforementioned words. It isn’t uncommon for him to say something like:
Seconds after I felt something tap my sack, we picked up this EVP on our static recorder, (muted mumbling). It appears that a spirit is upset , “… go away…” To us, this could be and the ghost of a young girl who might have never had the chance to date.
Even their visual “evidence” is difficult to accept because in 2010, any image/video can be altered to show anything. I’m not one to say that supernatural things are impossible, but like so many things in life (and possibly more so) these kinds of irrational, illogical claims can’t readily be accepted unless they are personally experienced. They can scream and holler and run all they want, but the show feels manufactured because of the heavy editing between the actual hand-held footage. Most of all, I never understand the end of the episode which is basically a two-sentence recap of the historical significance of the location. What’s lacking is any kind of definitive call on what has happened during the episode. In a sense, the show does nothing except provide a poorly-lit tour of some place no rational human being would ever visit. Personally, my favorite part of the show is the end, when the three guys are sitting in chairs and yelling into the camera. I have no idea who they’re supposed to be talking to, or what the point of the speech is supposed to be, but it’s always hyper-aggressive sounding. Mostly, it reminds me of Macbeth’s description of life. You know, full of sound and fury signifying nothing… except unintentional comedy.
*Yahoo!’s Steven Hensen comments on a pretty neat sub-plot of the 2010 World Series: no matter what happens, Bengie Molina (left, wearing the jersey that says “Molina”) will earn a World Series ring. The Rangers acquired Molina from the Giants earlier in the summer, and as such is eligible for a World Series ring regardless of which team wins.
Sure, this isn’t a “win-win” situation in its purest sense, but honestly, it’s better than nothing. And besides, things could have been much worse for Molina: prior to the 2010 season, he was being courted by the New York Mets, but signed with the Giants instead. Good call, Bengie. Not so good call, Jason Bay.
I can’t say that I’m “excited” for this World Series, but I’m thrilled that neither the Yankees (boo!) nor the Phillies (I hate them) are involved. We’ve got some fresh faces and names which could make themselves known over the next two weeks. I always look forward to that because the time I spend with Sports Center and Baseball Tonight has rapidly decreased over the years. There was a time when I’d watch Baseball Tonight twice a night. Now I’m lucky if I see it once a week during the season. That’s just life with a tyrant for a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter. It’s cool though, because the past few seasons of fantasy baseball have been odd for me. I’ve been drafting players, waiving them, and picking them up simply by looking at their numbers. I didn’t even know what David Murphy looked like until this post-season, but he was a member of most of my fantasy teams for nearly a month when he got hot and Nellie Cruz (left, wearing the jersey that says “Cruz”) got hurt.
First impressions:
1. Ian Kinsler needs to cut his hair.
2. I love that Barry Zito makes more money than any player on either team, but isn’t even on the Giants active roster.
3. Lynnette asked “Does everybody just get bigger braided Phitens for the playoffs?”
4. The way Lincecum has pitched and been used in the play-offs means I ain’t touching him with a 70-foot pole (as opposed to the 30-foot one I usually don’t touch him with) during next season’s fantasy baseball drafts.
5. Ginger ale sales must be up 600% in the state of Texas.
6. I still don’t know who the cameras have spent more time featuring: Josh Hamilton or Nolan Ryan.
7. Is it too soon to say that any team that organically comes up with some kind of team gimmick (Red Sox Idiots ’04, Yankees Catching the Batting Helmet/Shaving Cream Pies ’09, Rangers Claw and Antlers ’10) becomes an odds-on favorite to win the World Series?
8. I can’t decide whether I’m more thrilled that I won’t have to hear about Derek Jeter’s contract for the next two weeks or the amazing competitive natures of both Roys Halladay and Oswalt. I suppose it doesn’t matter. Yay!
*With season 4 of Mad Men wrapping up last Sunday, I find myself with nothing to do tonight but type about how I’d rather not be typing, but watching Mad Men instead. The show was about the last one Lynnette and I could devote a weekly spot to since our schedules appear to get more hectic by the day, and weeknights are usually reserved trying to get Mad to eat, then take a shower, then fall asleep.
This week will also be softball-less as the Wrecking Crew has a bye this week. This is not good news for me as whatever rust I’ve shaken off of myself will probably grow right back in the two-weeks of non-softball activity. We lost last week on a walk-off single with 2 outs. That sucked.
But it didn’t suck as much as tonight does without watching Don Draper sexually accost someone, or Roger Sterling making an inappropriate and ill-timed comment about someone or something, or Peggy Olson trying something (or someone) new and learning something new about herself in the process. Or waiting for Joan’s husband to get blown up. Or Don Draper behaving like Keanu Reeves in Speed– only you’d have to change around a few words in the plot- replacing “bus” with “penis” and “stay above 55 MPH” with “insert into a vagina” and finally “or else it will explode” with “so that it can explode.” Or waiting for Sally Draper to become a hippie. Or hoping they decide to bring Salvatore Romano back just for a storyline that is completely different from anything else- hey, it’s possible with Lee Garner, Jr. and Lucky Strike out of the picture. Or Pete Campbell shouting indignantly about something or other. Or Lane Pryce serving as the secret source of humor due to Jared Harris’ dry delivery. Or Don Draper re-enacting the Jedi Temple scene in The Revenge of the Sith with him in the Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader role, his penis playing the lightsaber, and the younglings replaced by young women. Can’t wait for season 5, Mad Men.